that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
high people should be assigned attendants
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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