You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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