Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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