How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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