after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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