I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You're like the curious george of whores
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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