i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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