:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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