why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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