is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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