but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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