im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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