if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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