You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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