He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
