you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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