I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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