is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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