he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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