Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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