I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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