So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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