OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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