Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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