Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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