some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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