Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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