U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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