no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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