Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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