Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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