When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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