so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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