I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Randomize
