is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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