he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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