I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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