you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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