am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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