I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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