so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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