It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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