She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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