lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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