i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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