I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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