Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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