Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
