I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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