I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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