why didn't you poke me back
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
