It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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